This is fun too:

…all of the models evaluated “demonstrate near-zero confidentiality awareness.”

Any agent that is accessible from outside the company (e.g. a customer support chatbot) is going to have to deal with malicious actors. If it has access to sensitive information, and no confidentiality awareness…seems like a problem.

You don’t have to be logged in because you’ve got a digital fingerprint.

I would hazard a guess that they’re using google analytics to collect this data, and google is creepy and knows everything. Maybe they got you to tell them your age at some point, or they can use the vast amount of other data they have to estimate it with probably-super-creepy accuracy.

Oh neat, I’ll have to look into this.

I wish I could run Linux on my phone.

I’m pretty sure they can filter out the bot traffic. Like, if they know how old you are, they probably know if you’re a bot.